The Best Loki Quotes Ever

The Best Loki Quotes Ever

The Best Loki Quotes Ever

I’m sure you’ll agree that we all love Loki.

From his incredible ability to survive almost any death. To his great one-liners.

Well, we’ve gathered up the best Loki quotes on the web to entertain you and hopefully bring a smile to your face.

Let’s dive in.

The Ultimate List of Loki Quotes


"Thor: Loki, this is madness! 

Loki: Is it madness? Is it? IS IT? I don’t know what happened on Earth to make you so soft! Don’t tell me it was that woman?… Oh, it was. Well maybe, when we’re done here, I’ll pay her a visit myself!



"Loki: A few questions.

Sylvie: Have you really got nothing else better to do?

Loki: Rude!


Loki, Episode 3 “Lamentis”"


I'm not overly fond of what follows.


"And what of Thor? You’ll make that witless oaf king while I rot in chains?

Thor: The Dark World"


"I guess I’ll have to go it alone. Like I’ve always done.

Thor: Ragnarok"




"So you're the one who showed us the way into Asgard.

That was just a bit of fun, really. To ruin my brother's big day, and to protect the realm from his idiotic rule for a while longer.

Laufey and Loki"


"You know this is wonderful! This was a tremendous idea! Let’s steal the biggest, most obvious ship in the universe and escape in that! Flying around the city, smash it into everything in sight and everyone will see it! It’s brilliant, Thor!

Thor: The Dark World"


"Thor: You betray me, I’ll kill you.

Sif: Betray him, and I’ll kill you.

Volstagg: If you even think about betraying him…

Loki: You’ll kill me? Evidently, there will be a line.

Thor: The Dark World"


"Loki: Are you taking me somewhere to kill me?

Mobius: No, that’s where you just were. I’m taking you someplace to talk.

Loki: I don’t like to talk.

Mobius: No, but you do like to lie, which you just did because we both know you love to talk. [makes mouth movements with his hands] Talkie-talkie.

Loki, Episode 1 “Glorious Purpose”


"You know, it all makes sense now. Why you favoured Thor all these years. Because no matter how much you claim to love me, you could never have a Frost Giant sitting on the throne of Asgard!

Loki to Odin"


"Your savior is here!

Thor: Ragnarok"


"Loki: Hey, hey! Absolutely not! This is fine Asgardian leather!

Robot: Hold very still. [the robot vaporizes Loki’s costume, leaving him naked]

Loki: Now, hang on just a minute! 

Loki, Episode 1 “Glorious Purpose”


"I never wanted the throne, I only ever wanted to be your equal.



"Ravonna Renslayer: Next case, please. Laufeyson. Variant L, aka Loki Laufeyson is charged with sequence violation 7-20-89. How do you plead?

Loki: [chuckles] Madam, a god doesn’t plead. This has been a very enjoyable pantomime, but I’d like to go home now.

Ravonna Renslayer: Are you guilty or not guilty, sir?

Loki: [scoffs] Guilty of being the God of Mischief? Yes. Guilty of finding all of this incredibly tedious? Yes. Guilty of a crime against the Sacred Timeline? Absolutely not, you have the wrong person.

Loki, Episode 1 “Glorious Purpose”


"I assure you, brother, the sun will shine on us again.

Avengers: Infinity War"


"Enough! You are, all of you are beneath me! I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by… [gets pummelled by the Hulk] 

The Avengers"


"Loki: I’d never stab anyone in the back. That’s such a boring form of betrayal.

Mobius: Loki, I’ve studied almost every moment of your entire life. You’ve literally stabbed people in the back, like, 50 times.

Loki: …. Well I’d never do it again, because it got old.

Loki, Episode 2 “The Variant”


"It is my birth right!

Thor: The Dark World"


"Loki: Love is a dagger. It’s a weapon to be wielded far away or up close. You can see yourself in it. It’s beautiful. Until it makes you bleed. But ultimately, when you reach for it…

Sylvie: [reaches for the dagger and it disappears in a flash of green light] It isn’t real.

Loki: Yeah.

Sylvie: Love is an imaginary dagger.

Loki: It doesn’t make sense, does it.

Sylvie: No. Terrible metaphor.

Loki: Damn. I thought I had something there.

Loki, Episode 3 “Lamentis”


"Oh dear. Is she dead?

Thor: The Dark World"


[Said while dying] “You will…. never…. be a god.” Avengers: Infinity War


"Loki, you must go to the Allfather and convince him to change his mind.

And if I do, then what? I love Thor more dearly than any of you, but you know what he is. He's arrogant, he's reckless, he's dangerous! You saw how he was today. Is that what Asgard needs from its King?

Sif and Loki"

"I won’t touch Barton. Not until I make him kill you! Slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear! And then he’ll wake just long enough to see his good work, and when he screams, I’ll split his skull! This is MY bargain, you mewling quim!

The Avengers"


"[Jane slaps Loki] Jane: That was for New York!

Loki: I like her.

Thor: The Dark World"


"Thor: You think you alone were loved of mother? You had her tricks, but I had her trust!

Loki: Trust. Was that her last expression? Trust? When you let her die!

Thor: The Dark World"


"You lied to me! I’m impressed.

Thor: The Dark World"


"I am Loki of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious purpose.

The Avengers"



"[talking about Frigga] You know, when I was young, she’d do these little bits of magic for me. Like turn a flower into a frog or cast fireworks over the water. It all seemed impossible. She told me that I’d be able to do it too because… Because I could do anything.

Loki, Episode 3 “Lamentis”"


"You took me for a purpose, what was it? TELL ME!



"You ridiculous bureaucrats will not dictate how my story ends!

Loki, Episode 1 “Glorious Purpose”


"There are no men like me.

The Avengers"


"It hurts, doesn’t it? Being lied to. Being told you’re one thing and then learning it’s all a fiction.

Thor: Ragnarok"


"I have been falling… for 30 minutes!

Thor: Ragnarok"


"God. Now I understand why Thor found this so annoying.

Loki, Episode 2 “The Variant”


"Paperwork Clerk: Please confirm to your knowledge that you are not a fully robotic being, were born an organic creature, and do in fact possess what many cultures would call a soul.

Loki: What? “To my knowledge”? Do a lot of people not know if they’re robots?

Loki, Episode 1 “Glorious Purpose”


"Loki: There’s only one person you can trust.

Mobius: Yourself? I like it, slap it on a t-shirt.

Loki, Episode 1 “Glorious Purpose”


"Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life’s joy in a mad scramble for power. For identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.

The Avengers"


"Kneel before me. I said KNEEL!

The Avengers"


"Sylvie: You’re not a serious man.

Loki: You’re right. I’m a god.

Sylvie: You’re a clown. You got drunk on the train.

Loki: I’m hedonistic. That’s what I do.

Loki, Episode 3 “Lamentis”"


I have to get off this planet. Thor: Ragnarok

"You must be truly desperate to come to me for help.

Thor: The Dark World"


"[Thor destroys a statue of Bor] Loki: Well done, you just decapitated your grandfather!

Thor: The Dark World"


"Look at you, the mighty Thor, with all your strength. And what good does it do you now, huh? Do you hear me, brother? There's nothing you can do!

Loki to Thor"


"I see a scheme, and in that scheme I see myself.

Loki, Episode 2 “The Variant”


"Loki: The Time Keepers have built quite the circus. And I see the clowns are playing their parts to perfection.

Mobius: Big metaphor guy. I love it. Makes you sound super smart.

Loki: I am smart.

Mobius: I know.

Loki: Okay.

Mobius: Okay.

Loki, Episode 1 “Glorious Purpose”


"For the record, this really does feel like a “killing me” type of room.

Loki, Episode 1 “Glorious Purpose”


"Loki: I don’t enjoy hurting people. I… [sighs] I don’t enjoy it. I do it because I’ve had to.

Mobius: Okay, explain that to me.

Loki: Because it’s part of the illusion. It’s the cruel, elaborate trick conjured by the weak to inspire fear.

Mobius: A desperate play for control. You do know yourself.

Loki: A villain.

Loki, Episode 1 “Glorious Purpose”


"So I am no more than another stolen relic, locked up here until you might have use of me?


"Thor: Are you mad?

Loki: Possibly.

Thor: The Dark World "


"[Loki as Captain America] Oh, this is much better. Costume’s a bit much… so tight. But the confidence, I can feel the righteousness surging. Hey, you wanna have a rousing discussion about truth, honor, patriotism? God bless America…

Thor: The Dark World"


"I’m gonna burn this place to the ground!

Loki, Episode 1 “Glorious Purpose”


"Hunter B-15: If you see a Loki, prune it.

Loki: The bad Loki, preferably.

Loki, Episode 2 “The Variant”


"Loki: What’s your name?

Casey: Casey.

Loki: Give me the Tesseract or I’ll gut you like a fish, Casey!

Casey: What’s a fish?

Loki: How do you not know what a fish is?

Casey: I’ve lived my entire life behind a desk.

Loki: Well, what difference does it make?

Casey: I wanna know exactly what I’m being threatened with before I comply.

Loki: Death, Casey! Violent, painful death!

Casey: Okay, okay. I comply, I comply, I comply. Jeez!

Loki, Episode 1 “Glorious Purpose”


"If it’s all the same to you, I’ll have that drink now.

The Avengers"


"Thor: I will tell Father you died with honour.

Loki: I didn’t do it for him. 

Thor: The Dark World"


"“Time-Keepers”? “The Sacred Timeline”? Who actually believes this bunkum?”

Loki, Episode 1 “Glorious Purpose”




So, there it is.

Our collection of Loki quotes.

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